Monthly Archives: February 2009

16 Feb
2009

EDIT HI-O Jamaican Rum Cake

I thought I better warn everybody to get some of this before I eat it all. That’s not a joke.

Jamaican Rum Cake

Jamaican Rum Cake

 

The EDIT HI-O Jamaican Rum Cake, the perfect solution to munchy madness, and you’ll keep coming back for more.

The best fruit cake for all occasions made with EDITs very own special recipe.

Scrumdiddlyumptious

Scrumdiddlyumptious

 

INGREDIENTS: Fruits, Flour, Sugar, Vegetable Margarine, Eggs, Mixed Spice, Essence, Treacle, Ruby Wine, Browning, Jamaican Rum and Water.

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16 Feb
2009

Hemp Food – Hanf Natur

Cooking hemp, with its vital nutrients, supports the healthy metabolism of all cells and strengthens the immune system.

Cooking hemp should have a place in everybody’s daily diet for vitality and well-being.

The time has come to live healthy in a natural way.

Hemp Flour Power

Hemp Flour Power

"Gotta get up, gotta get out. Grab the world by the throat and shout..."

"Gotta get up, gotta get out. Grab the world by the throat and shout..."

In the words of Freddie Mercury: It's a Kind of Pasta

In the words of Freddie Mercury: It's a Kind of Pasta

Spaghetti is not a toy

Spaghetti is not a toy

Pancake Mix is one of the essential ingredients of pancakes

Pancake Mix is one of the essential ingredients of pancakes

Hemp Oil for sexy time and cooking

Hemp Oil for sexy time and cooking

You know Nestlé haven't been anywhere near it

Yep, you too can shove it up Nestlé's arse

And here is tonight's Muesli

And here is tonight's evening Muesli

Nutty Muesli, 36, yesterday

Nutty Muesli, yesterday

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16 Feb
2009

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16 Feb
2009

Bong Fight: EHLE Ball Cylinder Vs G-Spot UFO

 

Bong Fight

 

EHLE 5mm Ice Ball Cylinder

V

G-Spot UFO 5.0

 

EHLE 5mm Ice Ball Cylinder

EHLE Glass 5mm Ice Ball Cylinder

G-Spot UFO Bong

G-Spot Glass 5mm UFO Bong

 

 

 

Vs

 

 

 

Ehle Ice Ball Cylinder

TALE OF THE TAPE

G-Spot UFO

5mm

Glass Thickness

5mm

40cm

Height

37cm

1000g

Weight

900g

14.5 or 18.8

Joint Size

14.5

3

Pieces

3

Yes

Ice-Notches

Yes

No

Carb-Hole

Yes

 

FIGHT!

 

Category Rounds

EHLE Ice Ball Cylinder

G-Spot UFO

1. Joint Connection

9

10

2. Joint Strength

10

9

3.Glass Consistency

10

9

4. Glass Clarity

10

10

5. Aesthetics

10

10

6. Logo

10

9

7. Carb-Hole

10

8

8. Parts Quality

9

10

9. In-Bong Options

10

8

10. Cool Factor

10

9

11. Feel

10

9

12. Price

8

10

TOTAL

116

111

   

Round by Round Analysis:

 

1.     Joint Connection

The G-Spot UFO takes this first round by the merest of whiskers. The Ehle Ice Ball Cylinder’s joints are not exactly loose as they have a near perfect connection, but sometimes you have to turn the downtube or bowl a millimetre or so to get it to be properly fixed tight in the joint. The G-Spot slots in with an almost mechanical efficiency.

 

2.     Joint Strength

Ehle wins this one with the extra thick joints that are standard on their bongs. They can take a good few gentle wallops, while the G-Spot joint protrudes perilously up out of the upper slope of the bubble. I can almost hear it asking to be snapped off. The danger of this depends entirely on the clumsiness of those in its vicinity, but you wouldn’t call a man a good boxer if he kept putting his face out to be punched.

 

3.     Glass Consistency

The tubes are both solid 5mm, but the real test is when I come a tapping with my pencil. The Ehle Ice Ball Cylinder bong has a smaller bubbled area in the base, thus it chimes much deeper and thus much thicker. The G-Spot’s chimes get considerably higher as you tap along the outer rim of the bubbled area, indicating a thinness which was to be expected due to the wider circumference of his blown out bubble.

 

4.     Glass Clarity

G-Spot’s glass is immaculate and will likely never be defeated in such a round as this, however it would be unfair to award the points on those grounds as the Ehle’s cleanness and clarity are not without great merit itself. The round is tied as there is ultimately a plateau of glass cleanness on which you will find both of these fine pipes. To ascend higher would be to aspire to Godliness.

 

5.     Aesthetics

There’s a lovely glint about the G-Spot UFO. The glass shines with quality and its shape is pleasing enough to the eye. The Ehle Ice Ball is also attractive, with the understated bubble being a welcome departure from the usual bongs with huge domineering bubbles. The Ehle would probably have just edged this round had it not been for the strange choice of a red splodge of a sig on the join of the round foot and the bubble. It looks odd and not especially carefully applied. Drawn round.

 

6.     Logo

This particular Ehle has a very nice sandblasted logo. It is quite subtle and does not distract from the bong’s design but rather enhances it. The gold G-Spot logo is slightly garish, though well enough designed. It’s that it says ‘G-Spot’ on the bong more than anything which puts me off.

 

7.     Carb-Hole

The G-Spot barely got out of its corner before being sent tumbling by the carb-less Ehle. In fairness though, the carb-hole of the G-Spot is very thick and protrudes slightly, making it more of a feature than just a pointless embarrassment. It’s just a shame it is there to begin with.

 

8.     Parts

It’s an awkward match-up as the bowls of each bong are very different from each other. The Ice Ball Cylinder has its standard Roor-esque bowl, while the G-Spot goes with the G-Spot Tulip bowl style. I like the Tulip bowls as they are very solid, plus the bowl and downtube both feature anti-roll beads, just edging the round to G-Spot

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9.     In-Bong Options

G-Spot’s accessory range on EDIT doesn’t really compare with Ehle’s, and Ehle is only just getting started. Attempts at carb-hole redemption are made by G-Spot with the rubber stoppers featuring a carb-hole sized version, but with Ehle’s Dry-System Ashcatcher matching G-Spot’s for quality, and the inclusion of pre-coolers in their range plus much, much more, this is as square a 10-8 round to Ehle as there could be.

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10.  Cool Factor

Difficult to judge again, but G-Spot just don’t seem to carry too much weight with glass aficionados beyond Europe. Ehle grow ever more popular though and I feel obliged to hand them this round as their launch on EDIT caused a much bigger stir than G-Spot’s.

 

11.  The Feel

Both of these bongs have a good feel to them. They are weighty and fit snugly in your hand. There is just a little something special about the Ehle Ice Ball Cylinder though. The ball fits perfectly into your palm and it feels good. The UFO asks too many questions of your hands.

 

12.  Price

G-Spot are not the least expensive bongs in the world and they are not afraid to view themselves highly, but the Ehle Ice Ball Cylinder is a fair bit dearer. It’s not a huge difference as there can be sometimes, but by this point it wasn’t going to affect the result so I have awarded it 10-8 to the G-Spot, as the scores don’t really reflect that it is a very lovely bong indeed.

 

 

And so your winner is…

Like Hitler, this Ehle bong only has one ball

Like Hitler, this Ehle bong only has one ball

 

STOP FIGHTING!

 

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15 Feb
2009

Rok-It

 

“This incredible Rok-It Bong just takes your breath away. Featuring a 14 port filtration system, which cools the smoke by splitting it into 1000s of tiny bubbles. A true classic. This is the mother of all Smoking Devices – the smoothest Bong known to man.”

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Rok-it - ChromeRok-it - BlueRok-it - RedRok-it - Gold

 

On a visit to Amsterdam once, a particular fellow accompanying me decided to bring his Rok-It bong along. It was a fleeting trip so it was all hand luggage, which all goes through an x-ray machine when you go through the security gate.

I was through the gate first and dabbled in a spot of people watching as I await my associates. Growing ever so slightly bored of staring at people taking off their belts and keys and trying to look as innocent as they can and occasionally arguing over a confiscated deodorant, I perchance happened my eyes back across to whence I came, and from where I did not yet appear to have been joined by this particular Rok-It bearing companion.

Indeed, there he was, pulled aside by the nice five-foot-four-but-heavier-than-a-six-foot-man lady, obediently emptying the entire contents of his bag, carefully removing each individual piece of the bong for inspection. I saw another guard take one of the pieces, the poker part I believe, away for closer examination by a huddle of his colleagues.

Of course, this seemed like fun so I sauntered over with a well-intentioned but probably slightly smug grin, expecting this fellow to be hauled off to a back room and given the glove treatment.

I caught the end of the conversation as I drew near, only to hear him cheerfully explaining that it was definitely not a bomb and that he had no intention of blowing up planes, as he wished to use one to get to Amsterdam. He then explained how the bong worked and what exactly it was for. The other guard returned with the piece, handed it back, nodded to the lady. ‘As long as it’s not a bomb.’ Said the guard, nodding to his colleague. And they wished us well on our way.

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15 Feb
2009

Hurricane 1000 – 3 Jet – Flying Dragons

This is probably the coolest Hurricane Bong I’ve seen in a while so I thought I’d get it featured on here. The clear Hurricane Bongs allow you to watch their revolutionary filtration system in action. It’s this system that defines the amazing quality of Hurricane Bongs.

Fine punctures are applied laterally throughout the corpus of the bong, drawing outside air and swirling the smoke into a strong rotation. As you smoke, the tar content is smeared against the glass. This process expertly purifies the taste and experience of every smoke, and ensures much less impact on the health of the smoker.

This particular Hurricane bong is the largest-sized model of the clear range and is cut to the needs and requirements of the active water pipe lover, and therefore perfectly applicable with all of the Hurricane bowl selections.

Like all of Hurricane’s range, this model is made of 100% borosilicate glass and is crafted totally tension free. It has an anti-break system that ensures that the short angles of the corpus stabilise each other mutually, and the lack of protruding parts further ensures that the minimum amount of damage is done if the bong is dropped.

All Hurricane bong models are shipped as complete sets, including a splash-guard, connection rod and a bowl.

Hurricane Bong: 14.5 / 3 Jets / 1000ccm,

Hurricane Bong: 14.5 / 3 Jets / 1000ccm

 

 

 

Full Range of  Hurricane Bong 1000s

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15 Feb
2009

Bong Fight: Little Sista Ice 5.0 Vs Messias Illusion Ice

RooR Little Sista Ice 5.0

RooR Little Sista Ice 5.0

WS Series Messias Illusion Ice

WS Series Messias Illusion Ice

 

 

Vs

 

 

 

Little Sista 5.0

TALE OF THE TAPE

Messias Illusion Ice

5mm

Glass Thickness

5mm

35cm

Height

40cm

900g

Weight

1000g

14.5 or 18.8

Joint Size

18.8

3

Pieces

3

Yes

Ice-Notches

Yes

No

Carb-Hole

Yes

 

FIGHT!

 

Category Rounds

RooR Little Sista Ice 5.0

WS Series Messias Illusion Ice

1.Joint Connection

10

9

2. Joint Strength

9

10

3. Glass Integrity

10

9

4. Glass Clarity

10

10

5. Aesthetics

10

9

6. Logo

10

9

7. Carb Hole

10

8

8. Parts Quality

10

8

9. In-Bong Options

10

10

10. Cool Factor

10

8

11. Feel

10

9

12. Price

8

10

TOTAL

117

109

 

Round by Round Analysis:

 

1.     Joint Connection

RooR bongs always, always fit perfectly. You will often discover that downtubes, diffusers and bowls made by other blowers will still find themselves fitting better into a RooR joint than they do into the bong they were originally made for. The Messias Illusion Ice valiantly attempts to match the RooR’s quality, and in many examples will achieve something close enough, but there is always a slight niggle somewhere with the Messias. Not enough of a niggle for it to take away from the bong’s general potential performance, but in this category, up against a RooR, anything less than perfection will be RooR’s round.

 

2.     Joint Strength

RooR boast the bistable joint on all their bongs of 3.2mm or above, which is when the glass is folded back on itself around the joint to double its strength. However, tonight it has picked a fight with a reinforced WS Series ‘Solid Tank’ joint, which is going to take the round based purely on the fact it has so much more glass in the joint than the Little Sista.

 

3.     Glass Integrity

Embarking on a tap test using scientific instruments such as my pen, I note the 5mm Little Sista has a much deeper chime on its underside than the 5mm Messias, suggesting the glass there is not spread as thinly as the Messias Illusion. It happens to all beaker bottoms, of course; the tube is blown out from the original thickness and thus the beaker is thinner. However, a deeper chime is much more reassuring and, coupled with the lovely thick mouthpiece the Little Sista boasts (the Messias’ is puny in comparison)  the round is thusly awarded to the RooR.

 

4.     Glass Clarity

A drawn round as both bongs can boast extreme clarity in their glass, with no discernable dirty or yellowing, slightly misty areas. To say one was superior to the other in this department would be a disservice and would likely draw accusations of corruption.

 

5.     Aesthetics

A tough one for the cheaper bongs to emerge victorious in, as RooR’s subtle class always shines through effortlessly. However, the Messias Illusion Ice certainly throws everything it’s got into the ring in an attempt to redress the balance. The bubbled feature of the Messias has the Little Sista on the ropes early in the round, and seeks the KO with the patterned mouthpiece. However, it is this very haymaker that is its undoing. While RooR remains calm and quietly confident of its own beauty, the Messias Illusion Ice has got a little over-excited and the poorly finished mouthpiece pattern swings and misses wildly, allowing RooR to edge the round with its natural elegance and kooky sigs.

 

6.     Logo

The WS Series frosted motif is quite nice and I thought we were going to have another drawn round here, as the black Roor logo is very cool too but doesn’t do anything particularly spectacular. But then my innocent eyes happen across the small blue Weed Star logo on the slant of the Messias beaker. It looks completely out of place on this piece and single-handedly hands the round to the Little Sista.

 

7.     Carb-Hole

A big round which RooR were always going to win. They abandoned carb-holes on their bongs a fair while ago now while the Messias Illusion still has a big fat one under the ice notches. While I am the judge of such battles, having a carb-hole is a no-no. If you happen to be a weirdo carb-hole lover, then simply add 2 points to the Messias total and minus two from RooR’s.

 

8.     Parts

The parts being the downtube and bowl that come with it, and glass aficionados everywhere will know that the quality of RooR’s parts are second to none. The bowls are well-sized, all joints fit perfectly and they subtly blend into the aesthetic ambience of the bong’s general appearance. The Messias illusion on the other hand, features a good looking bowl which is let down by the inconsistency of the space within the bowl and the hole diameter. You know exactly what you are getting with a RooR, whereas sometimes you have to wait and see with a Weed Star.

 

9.     In-Bong Options

Both RooR and Weed Star have a huge range of accessories and spare parts. Yes, you could argue for the superior quality of the RooR ashcatchers and diffusers and what not, but I can’t allow mid-fight ring invasions so the accessories themselves must fight each other another day. The facts are, Weed Star have loads of optional add-ons just like RooR, and their cheaper price makes them much more accessible for normal folk. Drawn round.

 

10.  Cool Factor

If there’s one round a RooR is guaranteed to win hands down, it’s the Cool Factor round. It would already have been a huge favourite even before Mr Phelps’ promotional campaign. RooR.de have established themselves as the Number 1 in the world and it will take a hell of an effort to dethrone them. They are the Manchester United of glass. They are the Beatles of bongs.

 

11.  The Feel

You know that feeling. You’ve been waiting for ages for it to come through the post, or it’s your first visit to your pal’s place to try his brand new piece, or you finally got a ride over to the headshop in the next city. You take it in your hands and just, well, feel it for a while. You gaze upon it and all its wondrous bits and bobs. This feeling can be probably be calculated by multiplying the burden of the bong’s cost according to your own personal financial constraints by the time taken for it to be in your hands after first deciding you want it, divided by the social ascendance instigated by the ownership of such a bong. I don’t have the time nor the brain for such calculations so I just grabbed one of each and held it for a bit. The RooR just felt a bit better.

 

12.  Price

The first 10-8 round for the Messias Illusion Ice, but let’s be honest, it’s damn nearly a knock-out round for Weed Star. Really, the round should be marked 10-1 to the Messias for the difference in price is huge. But then with the RooR Little Sista you’re paying for that Cool Factor. You’re paying for that Feel and for the best joint connections in the world. You’re paying for perfect parts and subtle, unexcitable beauty. You’re just paying your right arm through the nose for it.

 

  

And your winner…

"I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised."

"I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised."

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

STOP FIGHTING!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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14 Feb
2009

Dancing White Lady Spider (AKA Golden Wheel Spider)

 

Of the family Huntsman, the Dancing White Lady Spider, also known as the Carthwheeling Spider or Golden Wheel Spider, has an bizarre but ingenious method of escaping an enemy’s attack. Clips of the beastie’s visionary evasions grow ever more popular on YouTube and rumours abound that they’re even the subject of internet bloggery. A probable fact is that if you were to place a number of thoroughly modern young gentlemen and ladyfolk in a room together for a while with a few shandies and a few whatevers then it would surely be only a matter of time before one of them introduces another to the video on his phone.  

Dancing White Lady Spider AKA Golden Wheel Spider AKA Cartwheeling Spider

Dancing White Lady Spider AKA Golden Wheel Spider AKA Cartwheeling Spider AKA Bob Fellows AKA MC Spider AKA Mr Spider AKA Spido AKA Spi AKA The Spider With No Name

Not invisible, just not there

Not invisible, just not there

 

They don’t spin webs, you see, Dancing White Lady Spiders. Instead they silk-line the insides of little tunnels they dig in the sand dunes upon which they live. They generally use the tunnels to escape all potential foes. However it is at the very beginning of the construction of a tunnel that they are vulnerable to deadly attack, as there’s an awful lot of digging with your face in the sand to undertake. Thus your assailant has a nice big target to aim for: your unassuming bottom. Which is not such good news when you share a sand dune with a pompilid wasp (otherwise worryingly referred to as a ‘spider wasp’).

 

 

 

 

A Spider Wasp comes and has a go because he thinks he's hard enough

A Spider Wasp comes and has a go because he thinks he's hard enough

 

They’re aim is to sting you, and if you happen to be a spider, say, a Dancing White Lady Spider, then they will completely paralyse you with their sting. They then lay their eggs inside you and they slowly incubate within your body while you lie there, wondering why the hell you didn’t just find a dark little corner somewhere and catch an occasional fly.

 

Oh yes, and then the babies hatch and eat you because you are still alive because you’re a spider and can survive on a single cricket every summer. But those babies can’t survive on one cricket per summer. No, they survive on you. Then they grow up and do the same thing to your mates.

Consider it from the perspective of someone who's best friend is a giant tarantula

Consider it from the perspective of someone who's best friend is a giant tarantula

It's just plain mean

It's just plain mean, man

 

Living with such terror every day would be enough to drive a human being insane, so it’s a good thing that we, as a species, are not a spider. Particularly a Dancing White Lady Spider. This particular sand-coloured critter has no time for insanity.

 

 

 

Instead of becoming deranged with lunacy, the perilous spider will jink onto its side, arching its legs outwards as it does so to form what will become a dazzling wheel spinning down the dune at up to 44 turns per second. Human beings, for all our computers, space travel and prime-time TV shows starring Piers Morgan, cannot even turn fully once over the entirety of a whole second. So my own in-depth analysis and investigatory experiments report, though it is difficult to be entirely certain of the accuracy of my findings as I did drop the stopwatch both times before the twinge.

  

This is how we do it

"This is how we do it..."

Nah na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na nah

"...Nah na-na-na-na nah."

 

Really, spider wasps are exceptionally sick individuals. But every great fight must have a goodie and a baddie to make the battle more interesting. I’m sure if you’re a spiderist and you really love them then you would likely cheer them on in every battle they have, but it’s a new experience for most folk to find themselves egging on the spider (don’t you dare pardon that pun). It is one of nature’s great natural rivalries come alive before our very own YouTube pages.

 

WITNESS THE GLORY

 

Besides, here’s a spider that has clearly realised that they give us the heebie-jeebies. Have they stuck around to fall from drawn curtains or make mad dashes across the living room floor when you’re trying to watch telly? No. Have they descended into our baths and then discovered them to be rather more slippery than they first envisaged? No again. They have very politely taken themselves off to live on sand in a baking desert where they’ll probably get eaten alive by giant wasp babies.

What have wasps ever done for us? They don’t even make anything. They’re like layabout bees who can’t be bothered to get proper jobs and so just hang around the streets causing trouble. And now they are picking on the one bloody spider to do us all a favour.

Spiders & human hands: like two peas in a pod

Spiders & human hands: like two peas in a pod

 

 

 

 

Like humans, these spiders share a instinct to bury parts of their bodies in the sand

Like humans, these spiders share a instinct to bury parts of their bodies in the sand

 

 

That wasp is extremely lucky that we, the human damn race, are not all catching EasyJets out there to duff its bloody head in. We would, wouldn’t we, folk? But you know, we hear that there’s a lot of crazy spiders out there hiding in the sand.

Urrgh.

 

 

 

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14 Feb
2009

Care For Air Rainbow Health Breezer

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The Careforair Health Breezer together with its specially formulated Aromatherapeutic Essences remove air pollutants and smells from smoke, pollen, pet dander & odours, paint fumes, bacteria, chemicals, mould spores and dust from the air you are breathing everyday in your home or workplace. Each Breezer cleans at a rate of 120ft3 per hour in an area of up to 800ft2 (75m2 ) reducing your risk and minimising your exposure to these pollutants causing allergic reactions.

 

Multi-Coloured LED Light

Multi-Coloured LED Light

 

Health Breezer Benefits:

1. Eliminates tobacco smoke, unpleasant odours and food smell
2. Releases essential oils molecules into the air to revitalised the room
3. Humidifies and releases negative ions
4. Cleanses the surrounding air of dust, air-borne viruses, allergens and bacteria
5. Prevents growth of fungi and mould
6. Provides therapeutic benefits for individual needs

With integral base featuring magic mood LED lighting. Choose changing or fixed colour effects that cast a glimmering water play of light round walls and ceiling.

Careforair also has the effect of working as an ioniser, converting positive ions in the air into negative ions, with great benefits to the way you feel. And, unlike ionisers you may have experienced in the past, Careforair will never leave dirty marks on your walls or doors.

The Careforair Health Breezer uses less electricity than a domestic light bulb and is sold complete with a 50,000 hour continuous use guarantee.

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13 Feb
2009

Ireland Mourns Hugh Leonard

Dublin-born Hugh Leonard the Irish playwright, dramatist, television writer and essayist has died. His career spanned more than 50 years and he wrote more than 18 plays, two volumes of essays, two autobiographies, one novel and several screenplays. He was also a regular newspaper columnist.

Leonard’s born name was John Joseph Byrne, later changed to John Keyes Byrne, and he was known to close friends as Jack.

Hugh Leonard

Hugh Leonard 1926 - 2009

 

 

Full report from the Irish Times:

“Hugh Leonard, who died yesterday, was a playwright who understood the lusts and vanities of Ireland’s nouveau riche Catholic middle class, because he shared with it the hunger of a poor boy making up for lost time, writes Fintan O’TooleFOR THE SECOND half of what is perhaps Hugh Leonard’s best play, Summer, three married couples reassemble at a beauty spot in Dalkey where we have seen them have a picnic six years earlier. As they take stock of the landscape, they are struck by the changes. The Celtic cross that had marked the spot has been removed to the National Museum. A crane dominates the horizon. The talk is of the property boom and political cronyism.

“That’s a million quid’s worth of land,” remarks Stormy, a builder himself. “Someone got his palm well greased.”

When his wife hints that Stormy might not have been above a bit of palm-greasing himself and mentions “the houses in Churchtown”, he replies indignantly: “That was a favour. I didn’t pay . . . Back-scratching is one thing. Paying money is corruption.”

The remarkable thing about this scene is that it is set not at the height of the Celtic Tiger, but in 1974, the year the play was first produced. That it could be cutting-edge contemporary theatre reminds us of the neat dramatic timing of Hugh Leonard’s final exit. He leaves the stage at precisely the time when his great themes – the rise and fall of new money and the terror of a return to the past – are again deeply resonant.

Hugh Leonard’s adoptive father, whose memory haunts his most famous play, Da , worked for 54 years as a gardener in a grand Dalkey house on Dublin Bay. During that time it changed its name from Enderley to Sancta Maria, as the old Protestant owners were replaced by members of the rising Catholic bourgeoisie. Dalkey – half small town, half affluent Dublin suburb – was a perfect microcosm of social change in Ireland. As a lower-class kid growing up there, and as a relatively well-to-do returned exile when he went back after a decade of exile in England, Leonard was at once sufficiently rooted in the place to know all its details and sufficiently distant to observe them with a sharply satiric eye.

It was both his curse and his blessing to be the laureate of the nouveau riche. It was a curse because the anguish of newly minted millionaires is not the stuff of grand tragedy. Leonard’s hinterland was more brittle, less open to being mythologised, than those of contemporaries such as Tom Murphy, Brian Friel and John B Keane.

The classic bourgeois forms of farce and boulevard comedy were appropriate to the task in hand, but they do not necessarily lend themselves to high critical approval. (Leonard was excluded, for example, from the massive Field Day Anthology of Irish Writing .) While more sensitive or high-minded artists held their noses and looked the other way, it was Leonard’s fate to be the great reflector of the vanities and vulgarities, the lusts and terrors, of an unheroic class.

Yet this was also his blessing. He was, after all, himself a member of that rising Catholic middle class. He was a moderniser who embraced popular culture and became the first major Irish writer to establish a reputation in television. (His superb technical facility made him the Andrew Davies of the 1960s, turning out everything from classy Dickens adaptations for the BBC to RTÉ’s big dramatisation of the 1916 Rising on its 50th anniversary, Insurrection.) He embraced new modes and new money, with all the hunger of a poor boy making up for lost time, becoming the only Irish writer one was likely to see in the seat of his Rolls Royce with a big cigar in his mouth.

BUT THAT COINCIDENCE of his own trajectory with that of the country in the 1960s and 1970s was more than just a matter of biographical detail. It deepened his engagement with middle-class life in three important ways.

It gave him, firstly, the swagger of success, deriving from the knowledge that he was up there with the people he was writing about. This mattered because it gave him an audacity that at times hardened into real courage. It took guts in 1971, as Irish nationalism was resurgent, to write a bedroom farce called The Patrick Pearse Motel , in which all the rooms are called after dead patriots and the restaurant is The Famine Room . It took even more guts to write a thinly disguised attack on Charles Haughey, who was then in power, revealing both corruption and a mistress, as Leonard did with Kill in 1982.

Secondly, Leonard’s psychological intimacy with middle-class life allowed him to move beyond farce and satire and to diagnose its neuroses with forensic toughness. He once wrote of how, even as Dalkey’s most famous resident, he was still subject to “the faintly mocking glance that reminds you of how you once lived in the alley lane with the behind out of your trousers”. The fear of that glance may have lain behind his infamous waspishness and intolerance of criticism. (In one of his last Sunday Independent columns, he called for my own assassination, as “justifiable homicide by a posse of theatre-lovers”.) But he was able to transmute it into a genuine fear that haunts his characters, the anxiety that what has been so newly won may simply disappear again, returning the new rich to the old poverty. It is that terror that, above all, makes Leonard’s plays so relevant to our current situation.

Beyond that primal dread, Leonard captured the fierce loneliness that was the price of the new individualism of a culture obsessed with money. In Summer, one of the main characters, Richard, sums up this terror: “Your whole life there is you and there are strangers and there is no one else. There’s a clock in the room, and you invite people in for drinks, and hope the chat and the laughing will drown out the noise of it. Well, it doesn’t, and after a while you realise they’re listening to it, too. You wish they’d go home.”

Thirdly, Leonard’s closeness to the world he was writing about allowed him to bring autobiography and social commentary into a particularly fruitful relationship. His great subject was his own life – in his plays Da and A Life , and in his two superb volumes of memoir, Home Before Night and Out After Dark.

All four are haunted by two father figures: his own Da and the civil servant, Desmond Drumm, who functions both as a mentor and, in his asperity and frustration, as a version of what Leonard himself might have become if he had stayed in the Land Commission rather than becoming a writer. Both men represent, in a more personal form, the inescapable nature of the past that troubles his characters. As Leonard’s alter ago in Da, Charlie, asks: “When did I ever get a chance to pay it back, to get out from under, to be quit of you?”

The answer, in Leonard’s Ireland, was obvious. However many barriers you built with sex and money, you could never be quit of the past.

IT IS PIQUANT that this Ireland seemed to have died in Leonard’s later years. We seemed to have escaped at last, and the neuroses of his people seemed to recede into another time. He had less to write about and the plays dried up. It must have amused him in his latter days to know that we had not escaped after all.

If he were still around, he would find comedy and satire and a melancholy poignancy in our current predicament. His consolation might be in knowing that this predicament is so precisely foreshadowed in his work.”

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