Vince Ray is an underground design legend, having designed album covers, t-shirts, guitars and belt buckles, even mugs and toilet seats. He fronts the raucous rockabilly band Vince Ray and the Boneshakers. His often gothic, decadent designs are always fused with rockabilly glam and dark humour.

We have a limited selection of Vince Ray t-shirt designs and a veritable myriad of Vince Ray 2oz Tins, 1oz Tins and Small 1/2oz  Tins for you to stylishly stash your tobacco and accoutrements in. And why not dispense with your fear of the plunging trouser by selecting a Vince Ray designed metal belt buckle.

The Vincent Razorbacks by Vince Ray

Sinner by Vince Ray

Devil Girl by Vince Ray

Smoke Satans by Vince Ray

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See and buy more of Vince Ray’s work at www.vinceray.com

Vince Ray Book One - The Weird and Twisted Tale of Vince Ray

Vince Ray Book Two - the 2nd collection of artwork, including album covers for many famous bands, t-shirts, short stories, posters and more weird and twisted graphics

Enter the Vince Ray Experience

You can now buy each of the strains in the Seedism Ultimate Indica Selection Pack individually. Having updated the indica strain selection not too long ago, Seedism are delighted to be able to provide botanical specimen collectors everywhere with each individual strain on its own, to prevent forcing specialist collectors to buy the other seeds if they don’t require them in their collections.

Beyond this paragraph you will discover Seedism’s Milk strain, which has ancestral roots back in the 1980s when the Dutch people of that time hadn’t seen anything quite as white before, and nor would they again until Rick Astley toured. The Gaffa is an original Afghani indica strain and a great example of the renowned Afghanistan genetics. Seedism’s Superglue gets its name from (historically speaking) positively ruining the scissors of the Dutch croppers. Tastebud has almost pure Indica heritage, a true medicinal strain that has roused much interest among botanical specimen collectors according to both the Grey Area coffeeshop in Amsterdam and the Homegrown Fantasy.

Milk by Seedism Seeds

The Gaffa by Seedism Seeds

Superglue by Seedism Seeds

Tastebud by Seedism Seeds

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has been caught with her trousers down after the cost of two pornographic films were discovered to have been claimed from her parliamentary expenses budget. Her husband, Richard Timney, has since admitted that it was he who had his trousers down. Mr Timney has issued what I would like to say is a groveling apology, but is rather less grovelly than one might have hoped. In fact, he seemed rather calm and unconcerned at the whole kerfuffle. It is not known at this time if he cracked one off before the press conference.

Jacqui Smith’s Husband Apologises for his Government-paid Porn

Smith, a confessed former cannabis junkie who has admitted flouting the laws of this land to indulge her previously personal preference for illegal drug-taking before changing her mind and choosing to meander smugly down the path of belligerent hypocrisy, claims to be “mortified” and “furious” – though this is hardly surprising considering what else she has been claiming recently. We excitedly await her claim to be David Beckham.

The sweetness and light that is Jacqui Smith has already been under investigation by the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards over her £116,000 claim of second-home allowances for her family home in her Redditch constituency. She says that there is nothing wrong in claiming her main home is the spare room of her sister’s house in South London that she rents, keeping it in the family as she likes to do (the shining example of morality that is former druggie Jacqui Smith also uses her allowances to hire her husband as her parliamentary aide – on £40,000 a year).

Richard Timney, whose loyal wife we can only assume chose not to take her beloved’s name when they wed for reasons perhaps such as keeping hold of her unique and socially endangered maiden name of Smith, has said sorry for the mix-up and promised to repay the cost of each of the £5.00 blue movies.

Dick Timney has so far refused to comment on which particular porno films he was enjoying - as far as we know Debbie has never ‘done’ Redditch - but having witnessed his wife’s face on multiple occasions, this blogger doesn’t blame the poor chap for indulging in a bit of escapism. Though might we suggest an adventure holiday next time instead of Huge Cocks 4.  

Jacqui Smith talks about the last film she saw

You’d have to think about it for £40,000 a year though, wouldn’t you? Well, he obviously thought so, unless he was high on Jacqui’s drugs when he proposed.

Cone Craxy!

Driver

Billiard Training

Break out (v2!)

Christian the Lion Reunion Video

Goonies Are Good Enough

Good Enough by Cyndi Lauper

Now you’ll say
You’re startin’ to feel the push and pull
Of what could be and never can
You mirror me stumblin’ through those…

(Good Enough) for you
Is good enough for me
It’s good, it’s good enough
It’s good enough for me
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Old fashioned superstitions
I find too hard to break
Oh maybe you’re out of place

What’s good enough for you
Is good enough for me
It’s good enough
It’s good enough for me
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

(Good Enough) for you
Is good enough for me
It’s good, it’s good enough
It’s good enough for me
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Busta Rhymes Presents the Gravity Vortex bong

The Gravity Vortex Bong is the world’s first completely portable water-powered smoking system. This revolutionary device harnesses the naturally occurring power of gravity to displace water from one chamber to the other and as a result produce a thick cloud of smoke from any smokable substance. The Gravity Vortex Bong’s patented design filters smoke through water, creating an incredible smoking experience. Its durable body is perfect for parties, dorm rooms or outdoor adventures.

Gravity Vortex Bong poster from gravityvortex.com

The Vortex Gravity Bong is beach-worthy

WARNING! Owning a Gravity Vortex Bong may cause attractive ladies to desire pressing their lips up against the end of your impressive tube

Visit GRAVITYVORTEX.com for more information and sexy fun.

This product is for TOBACCO use only.

EDIT knows you can get this kind of thing from Athena (is that place still going?) but they also thought well, why the hell not. It saves you having to carry the thing home, resisting all the way the urge to hold it like a sword and run people through like the filthy plebeians they are.

It’s not the most extravagant Poster Range you’ve ever seen, but then this is hardly the most extravagant sentence you’ve ever read.

EDIT are going to see if this kind of thing is popular with their remaining customers and if it is then they will get a load more different designs. Suggestions are welcome.

May I also take a moment to personally persuade you of the worth of the Antique World Map poster, as it greatly aids the plotting of world domination. The Sexology poster and Mixology poster are also especially useful in these modern times.

Hopefully there is something there that will interest yourselves, whoever you are.