4-Part precision CNC engineered Black Leaf Aluminium Grinder & Sifter. Features sharp, diamond-shaped hardened teeth and a magnetic lid for secure grinding.
The top parts grind your chosen material, while the middle compartment collects and sifts the ground herbs and spices so only the finest ingredients make it into your curry and/or goldfish food.
The extract is collected in the bottom compartment which unscrews to allow you unlimited access to the magic secrets within.
The very Limited Edition Technics City Bags can house up to 25 x 12” vinyl records.
The black and reflective silver one also bears the Tokyo motif for everyone who likes Tokyo, comes from Tokyo, or who just grew up watching Manga videos.
Technics Tokyo City Bag
The blue and reflective silver one bears the name of the city of Berlin, Germany, a historically important city and the home of perhaps the most famous wall in the world that you can’t see from space.
Technics Berlin City Bag
·Brand new, strictly limited run
·Old-Skool style bag
·Nu-Skool, hi-viz reflective logo
·Sturdy, multi-purpose shoulder bag with a single compartment
·Shower Proof
·210/Denier PVC Adjustable
·Webbed Shoulder Strap
·Velcro Closure (space technology, sort of)
·Holds 25 x 12″ Vinyl
Tokyo - could be taken over at any second by a giant telepathic radioactive half-man/half-worm demonoid who has lain dormant in the sewers since 1945 but has been awoken by pollution or global warming or something like that. It's difficult to predict these things exactly.
Now, this has nothing to do with his value as a husband, a father or even a random bloke on the street. I’m not entirely convinced he has any value in these departments.
It is purely to do with the fact that this rambunctious and sometimes ridiculous man is the leader of an entire nation, was once the leader of an entire continent, and for all intents and purposes is one of these ‘politicians’ we seem to enjoy leaving all the running of things to. Aren’t they supposed to be boring, grey little men with no discernibly enjoyable characteristics?
Our Silvio has recently been ticked off by the Queen of England and embarrassed the brand new American president on his first visit to Europe. His wife is divorcing him because he keeps appointing attractive young ladies, including a couple of former glamour models, into his cabinet or whatever they call it in Italy (knowing them, probably something Italian), and he is clearly a man who cares not for his expanding waistline or receding hairline, but still blunders on through life with the same knowingly care-free smile on his face that says ‘You will love me eventually even if I have to torture it out of you.’
Gordon Brown should forget making friends with Barack Obama – he’s going to be around for ages and the next British PM, be it Cameron or one of those standing behind Brown holding a knife, can do all that ‘special relationship while we still owe you money for WW2’ stuff. I think we’re paid off now anyway, plus half the people in modern Britain aren’t even related to anyone who was in Britain during WW2, myself included. Time to cosy to Berlusconi.
Silvio’s place is where the party’s at. Make the most of it, Gordo. He’s 72 and likely to pop his clogs every time he appoints a new cabinet member.
Oh, for this man to be the Prime Minister of little ole Blighty, rock up to Parliament and replace the entire front bench with Girls Aloud and whoever was on Page 3 of The Daily Star that day.
Would we really be worse off with Jacqui Smith replaced by Cheryl The-Geordie-One? Hazel Blears for Keeley Hazel? How about swapping David Miliband for that human saxophone chap off of Britain’s Got Talent? These be unexplored paths and Berlusconi is the man to get divorced from his wife for leading us down them.
So, hooray for Silvio Berlusconi, you are the Man of the Week. May you continue to make politics more interesting for those of us with little or no respect for actual politicians and easily bored minds.
Just don’t let me catch you talking to my girlfriend.
So, do you reckon it's only Silvio's hand on Cherie's bum, or do you think Tony's having a cheeky squeeze as well?
Two of Silvio's crucial cabinet appointments. Like Mr Berlusconi himself, I forget their names
Silvio contemplates who should be his next Health Secretary
Beyond the heart-twanging handsomeness of Silvio is the very plain and sensible Mara Carfagna, Minister For Equal Opportunities For Beautiful People
Mara Carfagna being plain and sensible
Mara Carfagna’s Political Attributes According to Silvio Berlusconi
Some Silvio Quotes Which Make Sense:
“The link between my experience as an entrepreneur and that of a politician is all in one word: freedom.”
“I’m not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I’ll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but I’m not sure if I’ll be able to.”
“If I, taking care of everyone’s interests, and also take care of my own, you can’t talk about a conflict of interest.”
“The absence of deliberateness doesn’t indeed rule out blame.”
A Few Less Sense-Making Quotes:
ON THOSE LEFT HOMELESS BY THE ABRUZZO EARTHQUAKE: “Of course their current lodgings are a bit temporary but they should see it like a weekend of camping.”
ON CHINESE AGRICULTURE: “Read ‘The Black Book of Communism’ and you will discover that in the China of Mao, they did not eat children, but had them boiled to fertilise the fields.”
ON LEFT-WING VOTERS: “I trust the intelligence of the Italian people too much to think that there are so many pricks around who would vote against their own best interests.”
ON HIMSELF: “I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I put up with everyone, I sacrifice myself for everyone.”
ON GERMAN M.E.P. MARTIN SCHULZ: “I know that in Italy there is a man producing a film on Nazi concentration camps – I shall put you forward for the role of Kapo – you would be perfect.” [EDIT: ‘Kapos’ were Jewish concentration camp inmates who actually worked for the Nazis and are often described as ‘self-hating Jews’]
ON THE GERMAN WORK ETHIC: “In Italy I am almost seen as German for my workaholism. Also I am from Milan, the city where people work the hardest. Work, work, work – I am almost German.”
ON ITALY: “Italy is now a great country to invest in… today we have fewer communists and those who are still there deny having been one. Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries… superb girls.”
ON MUSSOLINI: “Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile.”
ON THE POST-9/11 WORLD: “The West will continue to conquer peoples, even if it means a confrontation with another civilisation, Islam, firmly entrenched where it was 1,400 years ago.”
ON BARACK OBAMA: “I’m paler because it’s been so long since I went sunbathing. He’s more handsome, younger and taller.”
ON INCREASING TROOP NUMBERS TO COUNTER CRIME: “We could not field a big enough force to avoid this risk [of rape]. We would need as many soldiers as beautiful women and I don’t think that would be possible, because our women are so beautiful.”
TO MARA CARFAGNA, WHO WOULD LATER BECOME THE MINISTER FOR EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES: “I’d go anywhere with you, even to a desert island. If I weren’t already married, I would marry you straight away.”
Weed Star Glass have stepped up a weight to 7mm thick glass, and we have three of their recent designs to show off like one of Silvio Berlusconi’s new cabinet members (oh, for this man to lead little ole Blighty, rock up to Parliament and replace the entire front bench with Girls Aloud…).
Firstly the standard non-perc’d Messias Illusions, ice and clear, have been given the 7mm treatment and they are very – to borrow a term from the 1950s and use it in a far more literal sense than was originally intended – heavy.
7mm thick glass, beaker based and with a solid ‘tank cut’ joint, these absolute beauties from the WS Series from Weed Star Bongs features glass bubbles decorating the cylinder beneath the mouthpiece, which is also decorated with a coloured rim of elegantly twisting white lines.
7mm Messias Illusion
7mm Messias Illusion Ice
Secondly, wrap your peepers round this 55cm tall, 7mm thick, double-perc’d Messias Illusion Ice featuring a 3-arm Tree Percolator and also a Coloured Dome Percolator above it for a super smooth smoking experience.
DRAW UPDATE: Yo everybody, got lots to do today as it’s catch-up time after the bank holiday yesterday, but I will be going through all the entries and gathering all the different requirements together. Once I have determined how many entrants we have via Requirements 1, 2 and 3, I will then be able to fill out the draw with the best joke entrants according to me and the mood I am in when I read them.
RESULT ANNOUNCEMENT EXPECTED ON:
Thursday, May 7th, Afternoon o’clock
Preview your potential prize!
Here’s the thing, we’re surrounded by these beauties all day, every day. I have one, of course, a lovely one at that, and maybe a few others, they’re nice too, but I have no pressing desire to fill the entirety of my home with them in the manner that my workplace is. So please, enter this competition and help me clear some clutter from my desk.
This particular Roor has a slight blemish on the first O of the logo, plus there is a very small chip on the outer rim of the joint (barely visible and will not affect performance). I don’t think the chip happened here as it is very smooth and possibly flamed so. Thought it best to warn you though. The Black Logo diffuser that comes with it should more than make up for it.
This German-made Big Brother Roor Bong was originally intended to be given away in a Big Brother style competition on the old forum where two ‘houses’ of forum members competed with and against each other by posting a whole load of different items and it would have ultimately been down to everybody else to determine who they thought deserved it the most. Unfortunately that all went down the pan when the forum went down there too. (If any of you are still out there, see Requirement #1.) I managed to clutch the prize itself just as it was about to swoosh up the u-bend and I’ve given it a dab with the tea-towel.
So who wants it? Better check you meet what I’m calling “the requirements”. I would point out where “the requirements” are but it is beneath me.
The Requirements:
To win this 5mm, 45cm Roor Little Sista Ice, you must fulfill one of the four following Requirements:
1.You are a former EDIT forum member who was entered in the Big Brother house (to win this very same Big Brother Roor) just before the collapse of the known universe. Email blog@everyonedoesit.com and reveal yourself whilst declaring you’re still up for a shot at it and your name will go in the final draw (you don’t have to be entered under your original EDIT name, though I would appreciate a comment posted on this page so everyone knows I’m not just making things up if you should win.)
2.Send a picture of your glass or pipe collection with an EDIT wristband in the picture to the blog@everyonedoesit.com address and this will automatically qualify you for the final winner-deciding draw. In the event of everybody doing this, the earliest sent will be accepted until the quota is full (minus former forum members who were in the two BB houses, who are entitled to be entered – see #1). You must leave a comment on this page to signal your entry in this manner (helps me keep an eye on how many are entering).
3.Requirement #3 is something of a thank-you to our customers. You can be entered for the draw if you have placed three or more orders with us (or spent a very high amount in one), which we can check with your email address or order numbers. However, one of those orders must include some glass, no matter how tiny. Just post a comment on this page requesting we check for you and if you score enough, you will be entered. In the event of too many people entering this way, I think it’s fair that those who have spent the most with us, or at least the most regularly or the most on glassware, should go through, and thus it will be as judged by me.
4.If none of the above are achievable by your good selves over this weekend, then you can simply post a comment on this page which includes a joke. The best jokes will pad out the draw that the first three requirements do not fill, for there are a set number of places in the final draw if my Plan A goes without hitch. What befits a ‘best joke’ will likely be determined by the mood I’m in when it comes to the reading. I will say only this, extra points go to jokes I haven’t heard before. It is a risky option as the final places may be all or mostly used up, thus only a handful of the very best jokes will get through.
Somebody has to win this. I'm sick of the sight of it.
Extra Information I’m Only Just Thinking Of Now :
·This will last for at least the entirety of this coming weekend, maybe a day or two longer if not many people have been interested by Monday. Got a feeling there might be one or two interested though.
·The result and the deciding of that result will be filmed and posted so you can judge for yourselves if it was fixed, which it won’t be. I’ve got an idea of how to do it as well. I’m calling it “Plan A”.
·You have my word – that is, the word of he who is writing this very sentence, not a faceless corporate word that means as much as a poo in a field full of cows, that all who are entered in this draw have an equal chance of winning.
Reserva Privada is a West Coast collective of breeders who until now had no place to showcase their collection. These breeders are all protected by medicinal laws within their states but still wanted to remain nameless. With their roots being West Coast, they came together to help bring the world of botanical specimen collecting these special strains under the name Reserva Privada, most of which you can’t get anywhere else and are indigenous to the West Coast (i.e. Heirloom strains etc).
For the first year Reserva Privada cannabis seeds were sold exclusively at their shop in Amsterdam and not to any distributors. One reason for this was to create demand and to see how the word of mouth would dictate Reserva’s future. The second reason was to narrow down the strains – when they started there were nearly 20 strains. After some fine-tuning, Reserva Privada is ready for the masses. Now Reserva Privada seeds are available under DNA Genetics, not only at their shop but also everywhere else where seeds are sold, alongside DNA Genetics own supreme range.
New Feminised Strains from Reserva Privada…
The Legends of Legends is finally in seed form. The OG Kush was formally a clone-only strain. She stretches in veg but seems to fill herself out in flower. She has smaller nugs that you would get a good yield, making these seeds a fantastic botanical collector’s item for collection and as a souvenir.
Reserva Privada Feminized OG Kush
This OG #18 is a selected feminized OG Kush from seed that was so good we had to re-feminize her for serious botanical collectors. She would be more Sour tasting then OG – and would have better yields than the OG. She took the yield and fuely taste of the Chem Dawg with the OG Chem power.
