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UPDATE: No more entries accepted, the winners are announced in the video below.

Bonus prize for whoever names the cartoon that the song is from first…

It was indeed Mysterious Cities of Gold

Win one of these amazing Rocket Lava Lamps! All you have to do is post a comment on this page and propose a method of deciding the winner of the Lava Lamp. If your method is chosen then you will win one, and your method will then decide who wins the next one, for I have an uncountable TWO to giveaway! It doesn’t have to be too complicated. In fact, please don’t make it too complicated.

            These magically mystical brand new inventions will baffle even the most technologically up-to-date geekazoids. Forget i-Phones and Xboxes, the next big thing is finally here to blow all our faces off so hold on to your ears!

Watch! As the blobs begin to rise! Gasp! As the blobs begin to fall! Be amazed! As the blobs rise again! And so on!

            New scientific advancements have enabled us, the humankind, to perpetually raise and then lower again a previously solid waxy substance in a watery tube after having slightly liquefied it with our unequalled mastery of heat. Nay does this inferior waxen substance rise or fall by its own simple endeavours, but only with the aggressive injection of human beings and the steely determination of our iron will.

Or to be more precise, with the injection of that most useful slave of human beings: electricity. Bow to us, currents! Behold our glory, wattage!

With a light bulb (©The Human Race) as the heat convertor, earth’s scientists have once again dumbfounded the entire known universe with their science-fiction-esque discoveries! These fantastical devices even serve as light-providers or ‘lamps’; serving a crucial dual purpose by allying their powers of item revealment to our collective human side as we conquer darkness itself!

Be the first to tell your friends about the incredible Lava Lamps!

May we bless God.

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