And now, the end is here, and so I face the final herbal incense competition. My friends, I’ll say it clear, all you got to do to win some random herbal incense is post on this page, preferably with an old order number we can send your prize to (alternative arrangements can be made if need be).

It’s first come, first served. I’ll lock the comments when we’ve run out of goodies, but there’s a fair few as you can tell by the pic below. You can mention what kind of incense you prefer to receive, though you should be prepared to get anything as we may quickly run out of one thing or the other.

That’s it, I’ve stated my case – of which I’m certain. I’ve lived a life that’s full, of trying each and every high way.

Herbal Incense: it makes things smell nice.

The three winners of the Incredibowls have been decided. One of you have gained an Incredibowl through your poetry. We chose the verse that most moved us, rather than applying any judgement of actual poetry skills which none of us here are especially equipped to do. The biggest laugh was extracted out of us by Dazhhhhh with his rambling nonsense and inability to stop rhyming. So as you may have gathered, the first winner is…. Dazhhhhh!

There are two more winners of Incredibowl pipes announced in the video below. Feel lucky? Well, do yer, punk???  

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This giveaway is now closed. Click here to view the result.

Here’s your chance to win one of these brand new double High Times Cannabis Cup award-winning Incredibowl i420s! We have three to give away, including the one we jumped on in the video in the Incredibowl feature (also on YouTube).

To have a chance of winning, you must first be a customer of Everyonedoesit.com past or present, preferably with an old order number so we can get your address to send the prize to (let us know if it has changed since you ordered). Now comes the annoying bit for all of you who were hoping not to be engaging your brains. 

You must write a poem, rhyming or non-rhyming, short or long, funny or serious, about the Incredibowl and post it on this page. The best poem as judged by me and my mates in the pub will win one Incredibowl smoking pipe. I have no idea as to the criteria for the best poem – I shall simply read and await inspiration. 

Everyone else who enters will have their names plunged into a suitable receptacle whereupon two random names will be plucked to victory and will also receive an Incredibowl pipe each. 

Good luck yeah. 

Weed Star Winner & Mystery Prize Winners….

It’s Win a Weed Star Bong time again (THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOW CLOSED – see video above for result)! The bong literally pictured below could actually be really yours if only you knew how. The knowledge of how can only be revealed to those who have it within them to read the following instructions: You must be an EDIT customer past or present and you must post the name of your favourite bong from the Weed Star range.

That’s it. Those of you that survived the entry requirements must be exhausted and thus I will keep you no more. Good luck to the winner.  

As its Cannabis Cup week, it’s time we announced the winners of the giveaway that’s been running the past few days. Kannabia Seeds kindly donated three packs of feminised cannabis seeds in the form of Power Skunk, Mataro Blue and BCN Diesel, and three of our customers will win one of them each.

All the names entered were gathered together and the winners trusted to fate and/or random chance. I have videoed this dance with destiny and the winners are announced in the clip below. 

Kannabia Seeds Prize Draw

Thanks to their unsolicited generosity, we have three packs of different feminised strains from the Kannabia Seed Company’s selection to give away to three lucky EDIT customers. I hope only those who have the correct facilities to store these seeds for preservation purposes will enter, though of course it is open to all EDIT customers past and present.

The five-pack strains donated to us by Kannabia Seeds are: Power Skunk, Mataro Blue and BCN Diesel – all feminised. Not a bad selection I think you will agree.

All you have to do to have a chance of winning one of these strains is climb three average-sized mountains using just your teeth and elbows and then sail at least 30 miles out to sea in a converted bath tub. Oh wait, that’s next week’s giveaway. For this one, just post on this page your top three favourite strains from the Kannabia Seed Company Collection – along with an old number if you still have one, though do let us know if you’ve not kept them as you can still enter.

As I’ve mentioned before for these particular kinds of non-glass giveaways, if you are not into botanical preservation then it’s best to leave this giveaway for those who are – and do not fear, glass lovers, for your time is coming again soon too.

BCN Diesel, Power Skunk & Mataro Blue

The Kannabia Cannabis Seed Company is one of the first and leading Spanish marijuana seed companies. They have many years experience of breeding top quality marihuana seeds. As a result of more stable breeding facilities they have made their seeds even better than they already were.

Click Here to view the complete Kannabia Seeds Collection.

THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOW CLOSED & THE WINNER IS ANNOUNCED IN THE VIDEO DIRECTLY BELOW THIS MESSAGE.

We were lucky enough to get hold of a single pack of Big Buddha Seeds – Automatic before its official release date after the Cannabis Cup and we are honoured to be able to bestow the first pack available through us to one of our customers who is keen on botanical specimen preservation. Be the very first to own them!

To have a chance of winning these Big Buddha Seeds – Automatic Feminised, you must have placed an order with us in the past and also answer me these riddles three:

1. Which Big Buddha Seeds strain boasts Soma’s New York City Diesel strain as one of its parents?
2. Which Big Buddha Seed strain has genetics from a God Bud male derived from the BC Bud Depot?
3. Which strain appears most frequently in the parental genetics of Big Buddha crosses?

That’s it, pretty easy if you can find your way to the Big Buddha Seeds section somehow, but will hopefully be enough to encourage more serious seed collectors to have a go as a lot of people who might’ve just entered for the hell of it won’t bother with all these Herculean tasks I have prescribed for entry. I’m hoping these Big Buddha Automatic seeds will go to someone who will love them unconditionally and store them correctly for prosperity.

If your name is in the hat, then you have a good chance of winning. Even if you fail miserably to be randomly plucked to glory you can still Pre-order Big Buddha Seeds Automatic which should be fully stocked after the Cannabis Cup later this month. Good lick! I mean luck!

The Pure Glass Tie Breaker draw….

Welcome to the revolution! Pure Glass Percolator Bongs are here and we have it all from Single Dome Percs to Single Tree Percs, Double Tree Percs and even Triple Tree Percs! We’ve got beakers and straight tubes in all sorts of unique designs and colours.

Pure Glass Percolator Bongs are magnificent examples of the expert craft of making superior percolated bongs, often shied away from by other glass manufacturers due to the intricacy of the work involved and the perceived fragility of the finished product.

Pure Glass are now leading the way with an exemplary selection of high quality glassware featuring smoke-smoothing percolators.

We have a tie-breaker after all to decide the winner of the Single Dome Percolator Bong from Pure Glass. By my reckoning we have seven people who have numbered the amount of percs in the video correctly. So I have one Pure Glass bong, four t-shirts and two random bogey prizes to sort out (if I missed you guessing correctly then just let me know on this page and I’ll check your original post again).

Without further ado, the number of percs that appear in the video according to the instructions, is 46. There is a detailed analysis of how I came about that number at the bottom of this post. Those who got the right number are:

1.       Architect

2.       GUCHI

3.       KuzhKlown

4.       James

5.       Dr. Bengele

6.       ski1st

7.       Phil

Before deciding who gets which prize, I’d like all seven tie-breaker entrants to let me know (via posting on this page) whether they definitely want to try and win the bong, or are happy to take a Pure Glass t-shirt (L and XL only) or extra bogey prize. I’m sure we can work out something nice enough for the extra bogey prizes if any of the Magnificent Seven want to stand aside in the battle for the bong.

I will likely do some kind of random draw to decide which prizes go where, so if anybody has a genius idea for a better way of deciding then let me know. Only genius ideas though.

DETAILED ANALYSIS:

SuperSharpShooter Phase:

·         5 percs maximum are wholly visible from the opening Up & Down bongs sequence (the instructions stated to only count these ones once – see #5).

·         Another 7 percs appear up to the end of the Up & Down bongs sequence (3 x individual close-ups + 4 from the three dancing beaker bongs).

·         5 percs from the three dancing straight bongs.

·         5 percs from the two straight bongs that smash together in the middle of the screen.

Umbabarauma Phase:

·         3 percs only count from the 3-tree straight that goes up, then down, then across left to right at the beginning of the rock tune that takes over the soundtrack. This one appears three times in a row without another bong appearing in between, so it still only counts as three percs, not nine (as stated in the Instructions – see #3).

·         1 from the Single Dome Perc that slides up and zooms toward the camera.

·         7 percs flash on screen during the um, dois, tres, quat vocal count in (1,2,3,1).

·         3 percs from the frosted white 3-tree beaker bong. The perc close-up does not count as it is the same bong without another appearing in between (see Instructions #3).

·         1 perc from the pink 1-tree straight bong. The perc close-ups (including the morph) do not count as they are the same bong without another appearing in between – see Instructions #3.

Ice-Notch Spinning/Moving Camera Scenes:

·         2 percs from the frosted black 2-tree beaker bong.

·         1 perc from the pink 1-tree straight bong (other bongs have appeared since it last did).

·         1 perc from the blue 1-tree beaker bong.

·         3 percs from the super-fast frosted black 3-tree beaker bong.

·         2 percs from the super-fast frosted white 2-tree straight bong.

TOTAL: 46

INSTRUCTIONS AGAIN (NUMBERED FOR REFERENCING):

1.       Every single perc that is fully visible on screen counts (in close-up or full bong shot), so if you spot any triple perc’d bongs then that counts as three.

2.       If you see a bit of a perc, then it doesn’t count – whole percs only.

3.       If the same bong appears in quick succession (i.e. without another different bong appearing inbetween), then you need only count its percs once.

4.       If more than one bong appears on screen, then you must count all of their percs.

5.       The bongs at the beginning (moving up and down) need only be counted once.

UPDATE: We have seven potential winners for this giveaway now. Click here for they are announced on this Tie Breaker page. You can win a Pure Glass Single Dome Percolator Bong by watching the video below and posting a comment on this page of how many actual percolators appear in the video. Be warned though that I will be posting a few ‘fake’ guesses just to confuse those who can’t be arsed to actually watch it.

Instructions: Every single perc that is fully visible on screen counts (in close-up or full bong shot), so if you spot any triple perc’d bongs then that counts as three. If you see a bit of a perc, then it doesn’t count – whole percs only. If the same bong appears in quick succession (i.e. without another different bong appearing inbetween), then you need only count its percs once. If more than one bong appears on screen, then you must count all of their percs. The bongs at the beginning (moving up and down) need only be counted once. Confused? Good. So am I.

Count the percs for a chance to win…

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