Yes we are back on Facebook! A little while ago those nasty people at Facebook decided to remove our fan page but we decided to fight back with a new and improved page.

To find us search for www.EveryoneDoesIt.com in the Facebook search option (including the www).

Join us to keep up to date with new product releases, product reviews, free giveaways, competitions, and other Facebook-ing type stuff.

As a lot of you are aware, our email server was down over the weekend and was only back up yesterday. It was due to backing-up and renewing the email system (so the technical people tell me). Please accept the sincere apologies from everyone here for the inconvenience and lack of communication during this time. We are paying for it now as well with a huge influx of emails and the phone ringing off the hook. Everybody’s working their arses off to get caught up and get everybody’s queries and order questions answered as quickly as possible. Please bear with us and we should be on top by the end of this week.

I would like to have had a warning about it posted on the blog and tweeted, but I wasn’t here when it went down and it stayed down a hell of a lot longer than anybody anticipated, so we got caught with our pants round our ankles – a slightly bizarre image which I’m going to leave you all with by way of apology.

20 people (so far at least) have just won various goodies from being fans of our Facebook Fan Page (log onto Facebook first and then click the link). Don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel (EDITMovies) as we will be uploading our product demonstration videos and all new competition videos on there. Facebook only allow videos of 2 minutes and under so we can’t upload everything we have onto that page.

If you have something to say about a product or promotion you see exhibited on YouTube, then feel free to let loose ye tongues be it good, bad or just plain surreal. 

Any ideas you have for new product videos then let us know. Any products we stock that you would like to see filmed in action or with a bit more detail than a still picture provides, then let us know with a comment and we will do our best to get it done for you.

Eventually we will have a giveaway especially for the EDITMovies subscribers only, so get yourself signed up with an account if you haven’t already got one, and subscribe to us and the many other wonderful YouTube channels related to our favourite kind of thing.

Twitter seems to be on the blink this morning, so I will give my weather update on here. I have dedicated literally the last few seconds to looking out of the window and I can tell you that the weather isn’t too bad at the moment. The forecast is looking pretty good with regards to roads remaining drive-on-able. The heavy snow predicted for yesterday didn’t hit us here in NW London.

It’s all a bit drab and grey out there, but the roads are mostly clear and there should be no problems with the mail today. If that changes I will let you know.

Peace and woolly gloves.

This is just a relatively quick message (compared say, to the Bible, which goes on a bit) to plead for your mercy today as just over half our staff have made it in so far and we’re not even sure if we can send anything out today. We have only one person womanning the phones and she has all the emails to try and ply through as well while the rest of us get as many orders as we can ready to go.

As anyone already from Britain knows, when we get any kind of weather here that is slightly more extreme than ‘overcast’ then everything stops working and the country grinds to a standstill while we slide down hills and throw increasingly grey and brown snowballs at each other, occasionally remarking that it’s all going to turn to sludge soon.

The snow has well and truly landed here at EDIT HQ, and while the rest of the world carries on by being organised and aware of what snow is before it comes down, here in dear ole Blighty we have school and road closures, services rendered useless and EDIT’s own personal lingering doubt as to whether we will see any postmen this afternoon to pick up today’s orders.

We hope so – we have a good postman who often goes out of his way to help us. Unfortunately our estate is off side roads which receive zero grit from the council and resemble ice rinks even at their safest points, so we will likely not have any confirmation until after lunch at the earliest.

I will tweet updates (EDIT_Tweets on Twitter) and any definite news will be posted on here as well. I thank-you for your patience if you have placed an order last night or today, especially if Royal Mail don’t make it to us. We’re doing our best, but that’s not always enough when the weather is putting us in our little place.

Cheers people. Enjoy the snow while it’s fluffy, it’ll probably all turn to sludge soon.

Meet Snowy - he's only got one arm

Right, that’s it. No more Spice for you, you dirty, filthy criminals. No more will you bring shame upon our great nation and all its Health & Safety departments, quangos, Advisory Councils and fine, upstanding politicians who only ever have the interests of the people in mind. Woe on you, ye fiends of fallacious fun.

The Home Secretary Alan Johnson says he is acting on advice from the Government’s Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs (ACMD). One assumes this advice did not come from Professor Nutt, the former chairman of the ACMD, whom Johnson recently sacked for using his superior insight and knowledge to disagree with the replacement Home Secretary on the relative dangers of cannabis.

Jacqui Smith’s substitute said: “Legal highs are an emerging threat, particularly to young people, and we have a duty to educate them about the dangers.”

Yes, you ‘young people’ - let the Home Secretary educate you. Yes, that same Home Secretary who dismissed his chief advisor for having a far more educated opinion than him. Yes, that very same Home Secretary who only replaced the last one after she was caught having taxpayers pay for her husband’s pornography habit.

Pay attention, wear jeans and watch X-Factor. Don’t forget to vote for your favourite! Just as long as it’s the good-looking black girl, or the clean cut white lad with big teeth. He can hold a note, can’t he? Do not attempt to vote for anybody else or Alan Johnson will be round to educate you about how we do things in Britain. Alright? Good. Now stay in your homes.

They will now take away 5 years of your life for possessing Spice. But don't worry, just tell the judge you are a peadophile and he will probably let you off with a caution and a wink.

The prize for the Sporting Cheat of the Week has surprisingly (pun intended) been stolen from the safety deposit boxes of Cristiano Ronaldo and Didier Drogba by tennis player Michelle Larcher de Brito.

Ronaldo unfortunately blotted his scorecard by being actually fouled at least once, debatably, in the recent Champions League final. The favourite for the title, Drogba, has not been his normally willing-to-bend-some-of-those-rules self since his recent televised tantrum and form is everything in this contest.

Thus, we have the first tennis-based winner of the title since Monica Seles started grunting her opponents into submission way back whenever it was before someone stabbed her up. However, our apologies must be sent to Ms Seles, as we now realise that her barely audible ‘hard breaths’ were nothing in comparison to Ms Larcher de Brito’s almost orgasmic, almost painful, almost being dragged down an air-vent by Alien and Predator and the Terminator and Jacqui Smith, clearly-intended-to-put-off-opponents, grunting vocalisations.

Michelle receives serve after 18 seconds…

This is the one where you start to wonder if it’s a wind-up, but it’s not…

Silvio Berlusconi: Man of the Bored People

Now, this has nothing to do with his value as a husband, a father or even a random bloke on the street. I’m not entirely convinced he has any value in these departments.

It is purely to do with the fact that this rambunctious and sometimes ridiculous man is the leader of an entire nation, was once the leader of an entire continent, and for all intents and purposes is one of these ‘politicians’ we seem to enjoy leaving all the running of things to. Aren’t they supposed to be boring, grey little men with no discernibly enjoyable characteristics?

Our Silvio has recently been ticked off by the Queen of England and embarrassed the brand new American president on his first visit to Europe. His wife is divorcing him because he keeps appointing attractive young ladies, including a couple of former glamour models, into his cabinet or whatever they call it in Italy (knowing them, probably something Italian), and he is clearly a man who cares not for his expanding waistline or receding hairline, but still blunders on through life with the same knowingly care-free smile on his face that says ‘You will love me eventually even if I have to torture it out of you.’

Gordon Brown should forget making friends with Barack Obama – he’s going to be around for ages and the next British PM, be it Cameron or one of those standing behind Brown holding a knife, can do all that ‘special relationship while we still owe you money for WW2’ stuff. I think we’re paid off now anyway, plus half the people in modern Britain aren’t even related to anyone who was in Britain during WW2, myself included. Time to cosy to Berlusconi.

Silvio’s place is where the party’s at. Make the most of it, Gordo. He’s 72 and likely to pop his clogs every time he appoints a new cabinet member.

Oh, for this man to be the Prime Minister of little ole Blighty, rock up to Parliament and replace the entire front bench with Girls Aloud and whoever was on Page 3 of The Daily Star that day.

Would we really be worse off with Jacqui Smith replaced by Cheryl The-Geordie-One? Hazel Blears for Keeley Hazel? How about swapping David Miliband for that human saxophone chap off of Britain’s Got Talent? These be unexplored paths and Berlusconi is the man to get divorced from his wife for leading us down them.

So, hooray for Silvio Berlusconi, you are the Man of the Week. May you continue to make politics more interesting for those of us with little or no respect for actual politicians and easily bored minds.

Just don’t let me catch you talking to my girlfriend.

So, do you reckon it's only Silvio's hand on Cherie's bum, or do you think Tony's having a cheeky squeeze as well?

Two of Silvio's crucial cabinet appointments. Like Mr Berlusconi himself, I forget their names

Silvio contemplates who should be his next Health Secretary

Beyond the heart-twanging handsomeness of Silvio is the very plain and sensible Mara Carfagna, Minister For Equal Opportunities For Beautiful People

Mara Carfagna being plain and sensible

Mara Carfagna’s Political Attributes According to Silvio Berlusconi

Some Silvio Quotes Which Make Sense:

“The link between my experience as an entrepreneur and that of a politician is all in one word: freedom.”

“I’m not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I’ll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but I’m not sure if I’ll be able to.”

“If I, taking care of everyone’s interests, and also take care of my own, you can’t talk about a conflict of interest.”

“The absence of deliberateness doesn’t indeed rule out blame.”

A Few Less Sense-Making Quotes:

ON THOSE LEFT HOMELESS BY THE ABRUZZO EARTHQUAKE: “Of course their current lodgings are a bit temporary but they should see it like a weekend of camping.”

ON CHINESE AGRICULTURE: “Read ‘The Black Book of Communism’ and you will discover that in the China of Mao, they did not eat children, but had them boiled to fertilise the fields.”

ON LEFT-WING VOTERS: “I trust the intelligence of the Italian people too much to think that there are so many pricks around who would vote against their own best interests.”

ON HIMSELF: “I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I put up with everyone, I sacrifice myself for everyone.”

ON GERMAN M.E.P. MARTIN SCHULZ: “I know that in Italy there is a man producing a film on Nazi concentration camps - I shall put you forward for the role of Kapo - you would be perfect.” [EDIT: ‘Kapos’ were Jewish concentration camp inmates who actually worked for the Nazis and are often described as ‘self-hating Jews’]

ON THE GERMAN WORK ETHIC: “In Italy I am almost seen as German for my workaholism. Also I am from Milan, the city where people work the hardest. Work, work, work - I am almost German.”

ON ITALY: “Italy is now a great country to invest in… today we have fewer communists and those who are still there deny having been one. Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries… superb girls.”

ON MUSSOLINI: “Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile.”

ON THE POST-9/11 WORLD: “The West will continue to conquer peoples, even if it means a confrontation with another civilisation, Islam, firmly entrenched where it was 1,400 years ago.”

ON BARACK OBAMA: “I’m paler because it’s been so long since I went sunbathing. He’s more handsome, younger and taller.”

ON INCREASING TROOP NUMBERS TO COUNTER CRIME: “We could not field a big enough force to avoid this risk [of rape]. We would need as many soldiers as beautiful women and I don’t think that would be possible, because our women are so beautiful.”

TO MARA CARFAGNA, WHO WOULD LATER BECOME THE MINISTER FOR EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES: “I’d go anywhere with you, even to a desert island. If I weren’t already married, I would marry you straight away.”