January 15, 2010
New Herbal Incense Blends
Brand new Herbal Incense Blends that are 100% legal to burn for their pleasing aromas in the UK! Just so long as you pay your taxes and keep your hair short and none of that rap music. Now pay attention.
Do you have an urge for your immediate surroundings to be permeated by mildly intoxicating smoke-borne scents? Do your nostrils long to be penetrated by powerfully pleasant pongs? What about the general ambience of your current location, is it lacking something in the nice smells department?
Then you need All New Herbal Incense Blends! Burn them alive like dissidents of a billion-strong communist regime and all your problems will disappear in a puff of smoke! They’ll still be there when it clears but who cares about the future when we have the now! Seize it! Seize the now! Seize these brand new Herbal Incense Blends! Seize them with your hands!