April 19, 2010
Win a Model419 Stainless Steel Pipe!
LATEST UPDATE: WE ARE READING THROUGH THE POSTS TO DETERMINE THE WINNER.
We featured an up and coming product a while back called the Model419 Stainless Steel Tobacco Pipe and it was due to hit the e-shelves this week. Unfortunately there has been a slight delay - and forgive me for savouring the following words – because of a volcano. An actual full-on, real life, not-in-the-movies with Pierce Brosnan, lava-spitting, ash cloud-pluming volcano.
Apparently you can’t fly any planes into volcanic ash clouds because the engines will clog up and everyone will die. Seems a pretty weak excuse to me, considering how many people’s bongs and seeds will be delayed because of these “safety precautions” while average, ordinary holiday-makers continue with their lives having had them saved from certain and terrible death just to prevent some airline industry bigwigs from having a few sleepless nights and eventually being jailed for gross negligence while their wives commit suicide, naked except for all the jewellery she has left and a riding crop strapped to her thigh, and their children fall into drug abuse and prostitution, eventually also being jailed for murdering each other in a fight over whether to heat the last tin of baked beans or eat them cold.
But there’s a saying around here: ‘You can’t let a volcano stop you from giving away nice things on your online headshop blog’ - or something like that. It comes from the Bible originally - we’ve adapted it. I believe the original went something like: ‘Kneel or I shall smite thee! Obey my child-fiddling priests so I do not damn you for eternity and even longer!’ – or something like that.
So yeah, a giveaway. You can win this incredibly expensive Model419 Stainless Steel Tobacco Pipe and ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS post a comment on this page which briefly describes the best non-glass pipe you have ever smoked out of or just witnessed being smoked. It doesn’t have to be from the EDIT store and it could even be something you made yourself once.
This Model419 Smoking Pipe Giveaway will only be open for a few days or until the end of the week at most, so keep your eyes peeled for the results. Also, be aware that there will be some mini giveaways happening on the Twitter and Facebook pages. They won’t always be announced on the blog so sign up as a fan or follow us to be kept informed of all the latest prizes, giveaways and special offers.
The Model419 Pipe stock itself will be arriving just as soon as you are allowed to fly planes over Europe again.