Vladimir Putin Hand Pipe By Empire Glassworks
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Vladimir Putin Hand Pipe - A Quick Intro
The revolution has begun. Drop everything. Everything you thought you knew, you never knew. Misinformation, fake news, and election meddling are the topics of the day. We have a man in mind, this is a very powerful man. A scary man who has known to bathe in ice pits, ride horses and fight bears. That’s right, we are talking about Vladimir Putin, one of the scariest, most powerful men in the world.
This is the Pootie Hand Pipe from Empire Glassworks. It is 100% handcrafted from high-quality borosilicate. Why Pootie? Well, there’s only one way to say this… The pipe hole is on his bottom. Empire Glassworks has pulled it out of the bag again with yet another creative masterpiece. First, it was Trump, then Kim Jong Un, now it’s Putin.
He has the same recognizably shaped head and eyes, and he is sporting a tight suit with a dashing red tie. We love it because he stands up tall and proud at a whopping 4.5 inches in height. Word on the street is that Vladimir has one of these in every room in his palace. He’s a big fan! He especially loves using them after a long day of invading Ukraine and poisoning his critics.
On a serious note, this is a high-quality piece of glassware. Whilst it is novelty and funny, that doesn’t mean it is of poor quality. This is not a mass-produced product that you can find virtually anywhere, it is basically a collector’s item!
Top 5 Putin Hand Pipe Features
- Looks like Vladimir Putin
- Fully functioning hand pipe
- Made in the USA
- Set Pootie’s backside on fire and inhale the sweet fumes
- Made from handcrafted borosilicate glass
How To Use the Vladimir Putin Hand Pipe
We’re gonna give you the quick low down on how to use this incredible novelty hand pipe, the same way Vladimir would use it himself.
1. How To Operate the Vladimir Putin Hand Pipe
Operation instructions are complex so listen carefully. First, you need to get some ground herb and pack it tight into Pootie’s backside, where the hole is. Next, you grab a lighter, lift his head to your mouth and gently inhale as you light Vladimir Putin’s herby backside... Now that is a sentence I didn’t think I’d ever write. I love my job.
2. How To Clean/Maintain the Vladimir Putin Hand Pipe
In order to protect the beautifully crafted colors and designs, you must wash your hand pipe with extreme care. Using a pipe cleaner, you can remove all the residue in the hand pipe. If the debris persists, you can dip a q-tip in some isopropyl alcohol and attempt to carefully scrub it away. Wipe the main body with a damp cloth to keep it sparkling clean.
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